Can you believe we’ve been doing this for a year now? Goodness, one year ago, we were nervously making dick jokes over Skype, and now we’re…well, we’re more relaxed about the dick jokes. They just flop right out these days. So to celebrate you guys sticking with us despite our lack of fancy mattress or boxed wine sponsors, we’re throwing a little party! No? Or ok, a giveaway:
30 mls of custom-made Snailcast Nightshade, because we can’t put the name that it should be called on here. (Although don’t let that stop you from doing so!) It’s basically Shark Sauce, but with added ceramides, snail mucin, ginseng, and, of course, eggplant 🍆 extract. What does eggplant do? Probably provides antioxidants. That’s not what’s important.
4 vials of fancy pantsy Naruko Essence
A set of 3 snazzy Glossier serums
4 other winners will each win a bottle of their own Snailcast Nightshade as well as 2 vials of the Naruko Essence. Still nothing to sneeze at, right?
Rules and terms:
This giveaway is open to Snailcast fans worldwide, who live in a country to which the USPS ships regular mail (99.99% of all countries). Entrants must be 18 years of age or older, or must have the express permission of a parent or legal guardian to enter and receive the prize. Entries will be verified. There will be a total of five prizes and five winners: one winner for the bottle of Snailcast Nightshade, 4 vials of Naruko Essence, 3 Glossier serums, and four winners for each of the four (4) bottles of Snailcast Nightshade and 2 vials of Naruko Essence.. The prize will be marked as a gift and with a low value to help the winner avoid Customs charges, but ultimately any Customs charges or taxes charged by the winner’s home country are not the responsibility of the Snailcast or Holy Snails. The Snailcast and Holy Snails are not responsible for lost, damaged, or stolen prizes. I will notify the winner within 24 hours of the contest close. The prize winners will have 36 hours to contact me with their mailing addresses. If any of the winners do not contact me within 36 hours, the winning entry is void and I will draw another winner. This giveaway is void where prohibited.